imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
(Source: painfulhung3r, via klaine4everz)
I just saw Catching Fire and when Katniss says to Peeta ‘see you at midnight’ some girl screamed NO YOU WONT and literally fell out of her chair sobbing
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
The Doctor and Clara, enjoying one of their last adventures together. Soooo not ready for Christmas!
IT WAS ON THE WHITEBOARD AT THE START
IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME